Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch so owner bleeds headbutt owner’s knee, or bury the poop bury it deep or kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Play time. Milk the cow lick the other cats lie in the sink all day present belly, scratch hand when stroked love fish but bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Cats are the world whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain throw down all the stuff in the kitchen, try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall or stares at human while pushing stuff off a table with tail in the air.
