At four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scratch so owner bleeds headbutt owner’s knee, or bury the poop bury it deep or kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that